Merryweather Unleashed, Part I

The most dangerous people in Merryweather the Thanksgiving morn just past were the antisocial scofflaws who secretly loaded their dogs into the caged-off cargo spaces of their hybrid offroad sedans (whose manufacturers posed as sponsors on the fauxmercials between PBS programs on Saturday night) and with their unwitting, only-want-to-love-you hostages in tow, headed off in the frosty hours before dawn to the bleak and empty Tlasiwapsit't Wildlife Refuge, there to let the beasts run around as dogs are meant to--and maybe stir up a flock of snow geese or sandhill cranes.  (This gave the amateur wildlife photographers a chance at a nice action shot.) 

And this feast of lawlessness had to be on this day at this hour, since only then was there a good chance of avoiding a Parks and Rec deputy ready to hand out a ticket for allowing one's dog run free without a leash.

The Tlasiwapsit't Wildlife Refuge used to be just a muddy maze of pot-hole-pocked gravel roads running through a dystopian paradise of invasive weed species, all of it kept from the public by a couple of miles worth of chain link fencing.  In ye olden times, middle-aged bachelors would bring the pooches thither to run in the cool of the evening and while they shot a rabbit or two.  But as we learned, the ancient mothers of Merryweather had (after gerrymandering the boundaries to include key neighborhoods in the college town about twenty miles away) pushed through a measure to buy up the land, complete with its brackish ponds and sloughs full of waterbirds, and so was born the Tlasiwapsit't Wildlife Refuge.  (The eggheads in the college town said that they had to include the 't on the end of Tlasiwapsit't, otherwise they would be pronouncing it all wrong.)  The site was gussied up, given a paved parking lot, cedar walkways through the fens and reed beds, a guilt-inducing informational kiosk about the Tlasiwapsit people (the writer of the blurb in the kiosk did not care about the 't), and a gleaming sign declaring that dogs were forbidden, in order to preserve the native habitat.

So, this Thanksgiving morn, in the weak illumination in the chill fifteen minutes or so before actual sunrise, a few intrepid parties were disembarking from their hybrid adventure cars to throw into chaos their little corner of the world.

Through the main gates the drivers crept, in one hand drive-through mocha-mint lattes, but in the other no dog leash, for Lexi, Sasha, Bruno, Egon, and/or Shasta had already shot out of the vehicles like torpedoes, away into the frozen fog, with uninhibited, feral joy, eager after rabbits and voles.

But a few of canines this morning were not so enthused.  Squatting on the October-Revolution-red-leather front seats of a small, scarabesque foreign sports car sat a pair of Pekingese: Una and Olga, the wheezy reasons for the spendy veterinary and grooming bills accrued by Mssrs. Geoffrey Durant-Dupont, Esq. and Andreas Stackenwalter.  It was the latter gentleman, an elderly German in a National Volksarmee winter hat (ear flaps down) and 1989 army parka, who was in attendance on the palace dogs this morning.  But he had not come to this morning for a crepuscular jaunt over the hoar-becrusted mud trails.  Instead, leaving the golden beasts in the car (it was only 28 degrees...) Andreas Stackenwalter stationed himself outside of the driver's side door and stood there immobile, his breath like Hyperborean cigarette smoke.  To any eye catching sight of him that dawn, he was more forbidding than any pooch-precluding sign.  But no eyes were on him and his own gaze, aged but clear, was fixed like the sight of a rifle upon the gates of the refuge, where many a fleece-jacketed Merryweatherites with a Malinois mix was now quietly entering.

 

But no one had come out of the gate.  Yet.  Andreas Stackenwalter knew, though, that he would.  He would wait.